Ben, Ben, my best boy friend,
You know I'll love you 'till the end.
You are so cute, you are so sweet,
You are so good at cooking meat.
You laugh with me, we have such fun,
I said "YES!" 'neath the setting sun.
You're very smart, you draw great maps,
You let me sit upon your lap.
On trips is where we like to go,
Except when there is lots of snow.
You listen when I gripe and moan,
Your pet peeve's talking on the phone.
My home is where you always are,
The door's too heavy on your car.
And even though you like MU,
I'll always love and honor you.
There's lots of games we like to play,
Maybe I'll let you win someday.
Sometimes we chase each other 'round,
If someone saw us, they would frown.
"Those silly kids are acting out!
They run and scream and play and shout!"
We make up songs, we make up rhymes,
We are so goofy all the time.
We get along, we never fight,
Although I pick one on some nights.
But then we kiss and hug and love
And give a playful, little shove
For we're the perfect match, you see
A piece of heaven, you and me
You do not hear the name I call
Because you're watching basketball
I'm not with you - you are not here
I've some infection in my ear!
When you get home I'll hug you tight
And thank God as the day turns night
For giving me the perfect guy
You're ketchup to my greasy fries.
xoxo
